Although Homer Simpson isn't the brightest resident of Springfield, he's definitely one of the most loveable laughter and groans to his wife, kids and everyone else on the block!
Homer's Vital Stats 616141
- Name: Homer Jay Simpson.
- Birthplace: North Carolina.
- Height: Six feet tall.
- Weight: Fluctuates from 239 to a whopping 315 lbs.!
- Residence: Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield.
- Occupation: Safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
- Likes: Donuts and Duff Beer.
- Dislikes: His boss, Mr. Burns, and his neighbor, Ned Flanders.
The Dawn of Homer 491b4i
Proud law!
Homer in Love 6p663n
Homer married his high school sweetheart, fool out of himself!
Homer in the Line of Duty 3t281o
Homer may not be the smartest guy around, but he definitely seems to be the busiest! He dreamer. He graduated at the bottom of his high school class, but landed a job at the local power plant after finally ing the specialized training course on his third try. He has since become the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant.
Hungry Hungry Homer s4n61
Homer's hobbies include heavy drinking and eating just about anything, but his fave foods are donuts and pork chops. He responds to food by drooling and saying "Mmmmm...Eat Night!
Homerisms 51k6x
- D'Oh!
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
- Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
- Homer no function beer well without.
- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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