In Sunnydale, the only things that were sharper than Mr. Pointy were the put-downs that the Buffster and brain stuff! Time and time again, (how do they do it?) Joss Whedon and the gang prove that dusting vampires just ain't fun if it doesn't tickle. So with that in mind, here is KW's top ten list of fave Buffy quotes and other uberzingers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- 10) "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"
- 9) "Can you vague that up for me?"
- 8) "Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."
- 7) "And where'd you get that accent... Sesame Street? One, two, tree victims, ha ha ha!"
- 6) "I can beat up the demons until the cows come home... and then I can beat up the cows."
- 5) "Don't be grumpy with her! Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns?"
- 4) "Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.' "<
- 3) "Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!"
- 2) "We saved the world. I say we party!"
And the winner is... u5ta
- 1) "That probably would've sounded more convincing if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas."
Got a fave Buffyism? Send it in.
Kidz Submit By: 11271e
Nickname: chosen1
Age: 16
"Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... cup of tea??!!"
Kidz Submit By: 11271e
Nickname: Celtic_Vamp_Slayer
Age: 12
Hi I'm Buffy..... and you are history.
Kidz Submit By: 11271e
Nickname: Celtic_Vamp_Slayer
Age: 12
Willow: Nice Wheels Giles.
Tara: The rest of the car is nice too.
Kidz Submit By: 11271e
Nickname: chilz
Age: 16
Willow: Oh my god, Buffy!
Buffy: I know, they're gone. I guess we should chase them.
Willow: No, your hair! It's adorable!
Kidz Submit By: 11271e
Nickname: chilz
Age: 16
Willow: Look at you! All coming-out-of-class and everything.
Tara: I do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of the class.
